but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
And this is why I find elephants so fascinating..hidden talents.
this elephant paints a better fucking tree than I do
(Source: divertingdiversions)
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle)
